For all you vandals who won’t let a little cold weather stop your assaults on private property. . .

I’ve been working on a new monkey. Here’s a peek.

Since I don’t have any actual monkey toys in my possession, and I stink at writing down patterns for myself, I have to go by old photos of monkeys past. Look how well he balances without limbs.

This new Monkey 2.0 has several improvements over the old model. Here you can tell that his arms are more jointy. Yes, jointy. Thus enabling larger hugs than his predecessor. Also note the fine curvature of the legs. Buddha would be proud.

This model also comes with super-duper long tail. Just how long will Monkey 2.1’s tail be? I can’t even begin to speculate what advances in tail technology are to come! How exciting.

Awwww yeah!

This is me in the wonderful city of Paris, France. What’s that you say? Paris seems to be bleeding? Bleeding right into my face?

The story behind this extremely amazing photo, is that I just bought a computer. Woo-hoo! Yup, a snazzy MacBook Pro with the new Leopard operating system and everything! With the new OS you get this nifty little program called Photo Booth. You can magically superimpose yourself on a variety of animated backgrounds at the click of a button. This is me in Paris. It cost $2,708.29.

I really do love it though. And this should indeed mean more action on ye olde website. When I set this whole thingamagig up I didn’t have a computer of my own, and had to rely on the kindness of friends. So watch out, internet. I’ve got nothing better to do.